goblin brain? What an unseemly comparison to make towards a man of nobility! Were he not so weak of stature you would certainly strike this fool down where he stood! And as if he hadn't uttered enough nonsense already, he continues to speak without the slightest hint of regret:
"Yes THAT was the facial expression I was trying to create in my latest piece of work! Aah, shame. I will do better on the next one. Anyhow, where was I? Yes, your quest for today! Listen close, for I know a secret location in the libary of Goblin's Pike! I have worked there as the King's scribe for a long time, you see?"