fter hearing your statement the old artisan strokes his goatee beard. "Oh yes, now that sounds like a very original thought I haven't heard before.", he remarks in a biting tone of voice. "I might want to write it down for all future generations of your fellow ape creatures to cherish." You try to snap back in a rather polite fashion: "I beg your pardon, but was is not you wearing that silly wizard costume on the balcony a moment ago?"